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Funny quotes and sayings can brighten your whole day. Funny quotes not only make you laugh, they remind you to look on the lighter side of life. Turn to inspiring funny quotes anytime you need to turn your attitude around.

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A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

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If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it!

Funny Graphic Quote Robert Orben spring

Spring is God’s way of saying, ‘One more time!’

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Gossip is like a nasty virus. If you learn to cover your mouth you won’t spread the germs.

The Up Side: Rev. Richard Knight

I am in sales, not management.

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God sprinkles us with Miracle-Gro.

Funny Quote by Robert Orben

A vacation is having nothing to do, and all day to do it in.

Funny Quote on Sign of Macedonia Baptist Church

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

Funny Quote by Sid Caesar

We did it because we didn’t have the sense to know it couldn’t be done.

Funny Quote by Jonathan Winters

What really scares me most, more than nukes or cancer, is a man or woman without a sense…

Funny Quote on Church Sign in Johnson City, Texas

Heavenly forecast: Reign Forever

Funny Quote on Church Sign in Cleveland, Oklahoma

Even Jesus had a fish story.

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