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Funny quotes and sayings can brighten your whole day. Funny quotes not only make you laugh, they remind you to look on the lighter side of life. Turn to inspiring funny quotes anytime you need to turn your attitude around.

FunnyGraphicQuote by Roberto Benigni

If you are able to laugh, you are the owner of the world.

Funny Quote on Arizona Highway Billboard

Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game.—God

Funny Quote on Church Sign in Smithfield, Virginia

God has unlimited anytime minutes.

Funny Quote on Church Sign in Buford, Georgia

Fastest way to heaven: knee mail.

Funny Quote by Walter Cronkite

Part of managing to grow old gracefully is that you just take the next step and hope you…

Funny Quote from Church Sign in Eden, North Carolina

Under the same management for 2,000 years.

Funny Quote from Church Sign in Hutchinson, Kansas

God is always a wireless provider.

Funny Quote from Church Sign in Streetboro, Ohio

This church is a gift from God—Assembly required.

Funny Quote by Dave Barry

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Funny Quote by Mary Katherine and David Compton

Pessimists need a kick in the can’ts.

Funny Quote by Steven Wright

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

Funny Quote from American Red Cross

Before going on vacation, donate blood. Mosquitoes don’t give coffee and donuts. We do.

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