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Funny quotes and sayings can brighten your whole day. Funny quotes not only make you laugh, they remind you to look on the lighter side of life. Turn to inspiring funny quotes anytime you need to turn your attitude around.

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After listening to people gripe and complain, just smile and remember ... crows can't hang with eagles.

Joel Osteen, pastor and author

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Charles M. Schulz, cartoonist and creator of Peanuts

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

Billy Graham, evangelist and author

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!

Jonathan Winters, comedian

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Robert Orben, magician and comedy writer

Gossip is like a nasty virus. If you learn to cover your mouth you won't spread the germs.

submitted by Audrey Harvey of Antioch, Tennessee

I am in sales, not management.

Rev. Richard Knight, North Andover, Massachusetts, when asked if

God sprinkles us with Miracle-Gro.

Rev. Milton Newton, Lanett, Alabama

A vacation is having nothing to do, and all day to do it in.

Robert Orben, Magician and comedy writer

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

Sign in front of Macedonia Baptist Church, East Jackson, Tenness
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