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Funny quotes and sayings can brighten your whole day. Funny quotes not only make you laugh, they remind you to look on the lighter side of life. Turn to inspiring funny quotes anytime you need to turn your attitude around.

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God is always a wireless provider.

Sign outside church in Hutchinson, Kansas

This church is a gift from God—Assembly required.

Sign on a church in Streetboro, Ohio

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Humor columnist Dave Barry

Pessimists need a kick in the can’ts.

Mary Katherine and David Compton, Authors

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

Steven Wright, Stand-up comic and actor

Before going on vacation, donate blood. Mosquitoes don’t give coffee and donuts. We do.

Sign on American Red Cross building, Minneapolis

That ‘love thy neighbor’ thing? I meant it. —God.

Billboard in Minneapolis, Minnesota

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.

Doug Larson, American columnist
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